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i’m out. peace

perfect

then we get roof tennis

okay but what if it rains every day

he’s dramatic enough

probably nadal

same. who’s gonna cry first

i’m just here for the drama

close enough

lol no they didn’t

because scotland invented tennis

why a kilt

i’d wear a kilt

okay fine maybe

*their retirement was a lie

no way. he’s retired

i bet federer comes back for one match

who’s gonna wear the weirdest outfit

back to tennis...

deal

same. maybe next week

nah i’m broke

me too. let’s go

i’m craving sushi now

typical. overhyped

i went. it was meh

no but i heard it’s good

off-topic: anyone watch that new sushi place

google it 😂

wait what’s a metronome