nature.com/articles/d41586-026-02091-6

wait what’s the diff between a scientist and a chef?

but what if they blow something up

chemistry guy

do we want someone who’s good at chemistry or someone who’s good at making weird noises?

that’s just a regular phone

the guy who made my phone battery last 3 days

so who’s the best at quantum computing?

no you’re the annoying one

annoying guy for sure

do we want someone who’s good at ai or someone who’s good at being annoying?

or bad programming

that’s just bad design

the guy who made my robot vacuum that keeps getting stuck under the couch

who’s the best at robotics?

😂

so are ethics

but capes are impractical

i like the cape guy

the other has a cape

one has a lab coat

wait what’s the diff between a scientist and a mad scientist?

but what if they’re bad at explaining things

math guy for sure

haha

do we want someone who’s good at math or someone who’s good at yelling at clouds?

that’s just a regular toaster

i vote for the guy who made the toaster that burns your toast in the shape of your face

the one who invents time travel

idk man

ok so which ai scientist should we hire?