nytimes.com/2026/07/10/opinion/penn-station-new-york-trump.html

and rat-free

it’s faster

this is why i take the subway

wait what

i’d rather save my sanity

jerrold’s out here saving it

penn station’s just a sad place

this is too much

jerrold’s just mad he can’t get a ticket

i’m confused now

jerrold’s out here fighting the system

usually

no rats on the sidewalk

this is why i walk

in a suit

i’d pay to see him try

jerrold’s just mad he can’t get a seat

literally and figuratively

it’s a mess

anyway penn station

they’re gross

i’d rather save the bathrooms

jerrold’s out here saving rodents

this is too real

that’s where i saw a rat once

oh right

penn station has a starbucks

jerrold’s just mad he can’t get a latte

a rat in a suit

i’d pay to see that