sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260710003524.htm

space graveyards?

and aliens are using them as... i dunno

what if they’re just... dead stars

i’m lost

wait what’s the actual science here

idk space magic probably

so how are we detecting them

they’re too cold to emit light

like... we can’t even see them

how would we even know

no but for real

what if they’re just really slow cookers

but also kinda cool

that’s the dumbest thing i’ve heard

just... giant space batteries?

so maybe they’re not stars

the article says "coldest"

stars are hot by definition

wait no that doesn’t make sense

like a cosmic a/c unit

nah they’re hiding something

what if they’re just really bad at thermodynamics

lol

idk man space is sus

like... why would they do that

that’s actually terrifying

wait what

are just alien heat sinks

the galaxy’s coldest stars

okay but what if...