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he’s a menace

no

florida man is an american hero

i’m low-key rooting for him

makes sense

no refunds for arson

wait what

i hope he at least got a refund

florida man really out here burning down his own dinner plans

back to the madness

never mind

no who played

off topic: anyone go to the game last night

i’d read that

florida man: my life of crime

maybe he’ll get a book deal

lol

or a reality show

life in prison

what’s next for him

florida man always smirks

probably smirking