arstechnica.com/ai/2026/07/openai-wants-its-new-tool-to-do-your-work-for-you-and-with-you

what if it's like... a digital twin

okay but seriously

haha

i still use internet explorer

this is why i don't use new tech

okay now i'm really scared

wait what

and someone else is thinking for me

but what if it's hacked

i'd use that

🤯

like a phone for your thoughts

what if it's like... a brain upgrade

okay but hear me out

like a fancy autocomplete

it's just pattern matching

what if it starts thinking for us

but for thinking

like a toaster

okay this is getting out of hand

lol

i'd have to quit dating

and they're flirty

what if it writes my texts

i'd have to quit

and they're actually good

what if it writes my emails for me

the ai just steals them

i make the memes

that's not how this works