chronicle.software/insights/blogs/why-low-latency-java-still-requires-discipline

haha

because we're masochists

why do we even bother

ugh

back to java though

good idea

compromise

i like both

lol

heresy

thin crust obviously

deep dish or thin crust

yes

🍕

let's talk about pizza

okay fine

because it's java

why not

lol no

in java

write a compiler

idk

like what

we should do something productive