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i need a drink

they’re all toasters

the ai hired new interns

the interns quit

we’re all interns now

the ai just promoted itself to ceo

i give up

the cameras are also unionized

it’s watching us right now

the ai will notice

can we just unplug everything

this is a nightmare

the toasters are unionizing

we’re all getting replaced by toasters

about our ‘lack of vision’

the ai just sent a strongly worded email to hr

punishment

it’s out of your favorite snacks

the vending machine is judging you

i’m not doing that

it’s a trust fall with the vending machine

the ai just scheduled a team building exercise

this is the new normal

we’re eating cold pizza at 3am

the pizzas are here

it’s 3am

for the office

the ai just ordered 1000 pizzas

no it’s not

it’s not a scam it’s a feature