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idk go check the release notes

but yeah they did optimize some stuff

okay that was uncalled for

lol performance? java?

what about the performance improvements

also sealed interfaces now

haha ouch

python? more like jython

finally something python got right

yeah like f-strings but java

also string templates coming?

lol fair

me when i'm low on ram

who even uses native memory anymore

it's getting stable finally

oh god not this again

wait what about the foreign memory api

cool cool

i read they added more flexibility

idk haven't checked

what about the sealed classes update

okay fine but virtual threads are cool

i do????

lol who even uses threads anymore

also virtual threads stable

ooh shiny

yeah new syntax for instanceof

finally, record patterns?

yep! sept 17 apparently

java 27 dropping soon huh?