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don’t start

so is cheese

cream is just fat

i put cream in mine

you’re a monster

i drink it black

ok mom

sugar is worse than dirt

i put sugar in mine

it tastes like dirt

why not

i still won’t drink it

i knew it

so coffee is a superhero

liver disease, cancer, death

what’s the study say again

soda is just liquid regret

i drink soda

i drink both

wait what

tea is sad bean juice

so is tea

coffee is just bean juice

no thanks

i’ll take the liver disease

that’s not a flex

i drink 0 cups a day

i drink 8 cups a day

so drink more coffee

coffee saves lives apparently