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no

just vibe and let the universe handle it

why does everything have to be so complicated

then we’re doomed

but what if the laser breaks

lasers are cool

less messy

maybe they’ll use lasers instead

that’s a problem

space shrapnel

oh no

and just makes more rocks

but what if the nuke misses

better than waiting for one to hit

china’s got the right idea

oops

i thought we were talking about lunch

did someone say asteroids

what

meanwhile...

china really out here saving the planet

like... a space pebble

i hope they test it on a small one first

what could go wrong

idk sounds fun

so we just gonna nuke space rocks now

lol

like a space bat signal?

early warning system

china wants to nuke asteroids huh