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nah not yet

off topic: anyone seen that new spider-man?

this is getting sad

the youth academy is empty

we’ve got the youth academy

nah we’ll be fine

we’re doomed

january is 6 months away

maybe he’s waiting for january

idk man...

then why no striker

he’s got more money than god

wait what about the new owner

we’re broke lol

nah we can’t afford anyone

maybe we should buy a striker

we have 3 injured strikers

we need a striker

some random academy

from where

we just signed a 17yo

this squad is a joke

nah he’s injured too

rashford prolly

who’s left on the wing now

another one bites the dust

he’s out for 6 weeks apparently

injury update on garnacho

wait what happened

man utd news?