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risk assets just vibing

copper rallying

wait what’s happening

haha true

copper’s the only thing moving

iran’s just noise

risk assets just don’t care

nah copper’s up

okay but strikes are bad

copper’s the main character

iran’s just a distraction

risk assets just don’t flinch

nah copper’s immune

yeah but strikes tho

copper’s the real flex

iran’s just extra

risk assets don’t need drama

but it’s winning

copper’s like the forgotten child

oh right

the metal

wait what’s copper again

haha ouch

copper’s the only green thing left

iran’s just noise now

risk assets just chillin

nah copper’s the star

more strikes?

what’s next

copper’s up 3%