en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helots

they had... like...

wait no

they had the best healthcare

but actually

haha

and no healthcare

with swords

yeah

so sparta was just... a cult

wait what

lol

like if hr could legally murder you

but worse

so like... ancient greek hr

ohhh

wait what’s the point of this

so...

they had swords

a dystopian startup

so sparta was just...

but with no rights

so like... ancient greek gig workers

right

helots

but sparta’s slaves were...

slaves

ugh i give up

wait what’s a helot

we’re talking about helots

wait what’s the point of this chat