en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson

it’s a mess

but also he had slaves

so he was sad

but also his wife died young

yeah he married a 23-year-old when he was 26

wait what

he also had a thing for teenage girls

yeah he was chaotic

he was a rebel like that

and didn’t care what people thought

because he was rich

but he danced anyway

he was also a terrible dancer

haha

so he was basically a ginger founding father

he also had red hair

tall for his time

he was like 6’2”

😂

he had good bone structure

for an old guy

but also he was hot

he was a real piece of work

so he could drink while working

yeah he kept it there

of his slave quarters

it was in the basement

he did

i bet he had a fancy wine cellar

he was a wine guy