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makes sense

because science

so why’s it news

no just confirmed what we knew

but like... is this new info?

oops

wait no we’re not supposed to

i need a drink now

ugh

idk, like... memory issues or something

okay but what’s significantly

significantly

damn

like... brain damage?

wait what’s the study say again

fair

i’d rather quit breathing

quit drinking?

science also said butter was healthy once

but like... science says it’s bad

haha

i still think wine is just grape juice with a side of regret

and the sober one won

one sober one not

so... twins huh

yeah but now we know it’s worse

i drink to forget my problems

lol same

wait what

okay but alcohol is just fermented sadness