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what if the universe is just a really bad prank

okay but like

decisions decisions

or never leave my bed

i need to go outside

and we’re all hallucinating it

wait what if time is just a feeling

this is too much

i think i’m gonna lie down

in a fish tank

i’m picturing a tiny big bang

like... how does this work

what’s the actual science here

whichever comes first

or a time machine

i need coffee

and we’re stuck in monday

no problem

thanks for that

i think i’m having an existential crisis

pausing time to debug

and the physicist is the admin

what if the universe is just a simulation

back to time stuff

someone answer me

but drive on parkways

why do we park in driveways

off topic but

for science

i’m gonna go stare at a clock now