en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Collins

like she’s just a really committed prank

anyone else think she’s a hologram?

just skip to the end

susan collins is the human version of a ‘skip intro’ button

lol

or a time traveler

probably a ghost

i just want to know who cuts her hair

she’s the institution

susan collins is why i don’t trust institutions

in a museum of bad decisions

i’d frame her

like she’s just a really committed one

anyone else think she’s a meme?

just wait forever

susan collins is the human equivalent of a ‘loading’ screen

it’s just susan collins and a flag

i don’t even know what c-span is anymore

i immediately changed the channel

i just saw her on c-span

same. same.

susan collins is why i drink

it’s just susan collins and a toaster

like she’s from a timeline where nothing changed

anyone else think she’s a time traveler?

if she can keep doing this, so can i

she’s the reason i don’t believe in free will

cyborg with a pearl necklace

i think she’s a cyborg

it’s like she’s speaking in corporate jargon