en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Mourinho

i’d miss him if he retired

he’s just keeping us entertained

weird flex but ok

haha

it’d be called ‘special one: the rise of the donkey’

i’d watch that movie

clown with a sword

nah he’s a clown

he’s already a gladiator

he’d 100% love that

someone photoshopped him as a gladiator

wait what’s the new drama

i rest my case

bully with a trophy cabinet

passionate? or just a bully

dictatorship? he’s just passionate

glorious? sounds like a dictatorship

and it’s glorious

he’s got that whole ‘i’m the puppet master’ energy

mastermind? sounds like a villain name

lucky? he’s a mastermind

nah he’s just lucky

and he’s not wrong

he’s got that whole ‘i’m the smartest guy in the room’ thing

fair

clown with a trophy cabinet

iconic? more like a clown

because he’s iconic

why are we even talking about this

team hate all the way