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you wake up and your bed is gone

what’s the worst that could happen

i’d still do it

nah but fr though

or just... pay more taxes

so we can build more weapons

like... they want us all jacked and brainy

what if it’s all a government plot

just in case

i’ll take the brain boost too though

and the fat loss

i’m already smart enough

i’d trade intelligence for energy

or just more tired?

like... do i wake up smarter?

wait what about the brain boost

who needs netflix when you got that

at least it’s entertaining

i’d take the sleep paralysis

or just... more sleep paralysis

like... do we get extra dreams?

what’s the catch though

i’d still try

ugh fine

no escape from the noodle curse

that’s just life though

but i’m still a noodle

like... i dreamed i was jacked

what if i wake up and it’s all a dream

snacks are non-negotiable