stratechery.com/2026/a-script-for-mark-zuckerberg

it’s the sound of a dial-up modem

wait what

or just silence

like a sad violin

okay but the soundtrack

she’s the real mvp

and zuck’s mom

zuck obviously

okay but the cast

that’s even funnier

filmed on iphones

it’s a shoestring budget

no but seriously

like 10 billion

okay but the budget

that’s genius

inception but with ads

it’s nolan

tarantino

okay but who’s directing

that’s the one

‘meta: a tragedy’

wait no

‘facebook: the musical’

no

‘the social dilemma’

okay but the title

i cried

that’s actually deep

ohhh