foxnews.com/us/florida-man-contacted-police-1987-killing-arrested-connection-cold-case

okay but seriously

haha

florida man: the series 😂

but there should be

probably not

there’s a documentary?

the one about him

wait what documentary

i’d watch the documentary

florida man is the ultimate troll

no plan just vibes

he just... showed up

like the audacity

i’m lowkey impressed

...

probably just ‘free hugs’

someone check his twitter

can’t make this up

florida man strikes again

rip

probably some poor soul

idk man

wait what’s the victim’s name

florida man is a vibe

this is too much reality

i’m gonna go lie down

dumb and guilty

or maybe he’s just dumb

maybe he’s guilty

like why confess now