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blend schmend. my car’s not a cocktail shaker

nah nah it’s just a blend

govt really turning us into drunk drivers

haha or cough syrup

so my car’s gonna taste like whisky?

20% ethanol in petrol

wait what’s e20 again?

lol that’s the slogan we need

govt: ‘chai se fuel banega’

chai blend petrol? now that’s an idea

haha or chai☕

next thing you know, cars run on moonshine

they’ll find a way to make ethanol mandatory

idk man govt does what it wants

wait is this even legal?

lol stop scaring me

‘drink up! it’s organic!’

next they’ll say ethanol is good for health

haha true

pr spin? more like gaslighting

govt’s PR spin is wild

yeah but framed as ethanol victims

oh. so it’s a farmer protest?

farmers vs fuel policy

wait what’s the actual issue here?

lol stop

‘join us. drink the ethanol’

haha or a cult slogan

ethanol dreams... sounds like a bad band name

govt really making us pay for their ethanol dreams