en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_Nadal

tennis god confirmed

perfect

intense. sweaty. unstoppable

same. what’s his vibe?

i’m low-key invested now

but he does have a weird collection

okay maybe not rubber ducks

...

fine. i will.

google it

i don’t believe you

i saw a tweet about it

wait what

i meant like... he collects rubber ducks

that’s not weird. that’s legendary

and won

he once played a match with a broken toe

what’s the weirdest nadal fact

okay fine

but it’s funny

i know

haha that’s dark

with a racket made of bones

the zombie nadal tour

i’d pay to see that

like a tennis zombie

nah. he’d come back

he should retire

true. eternal tennis is a curse

i’d cry too if i had to play forever