en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristiano_Ronaldo

celebrating like hes never scored before

hes so annoying

but also...

jk

i hate him

like... too perfect

i need to lie down

how is this a real conversation

and then score a hattrick

ronaldo would eat 10 burgers

nah burgers

pizza?

wait what are we eating tonight

i love the contradiction

but also a god

like... a meme

hes a whole vibe

but ronaldo is just... different

messi retired like a normal person

and hes still playing

and more goals

ronaldo has more trophies

no way

i still think messi is better

hes above haircuts now

nah its iconic

looks like a 70s pornstar

wtf is that

i saw his new haircut

like a boss