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but also nope

i’m lowkey curious

or just... clog your intestines

does it like... give you cancer

what’s the catch

but also horrified

i’m impressed

that’s the most stupidly brilliant thing

like... patented and everything

you’re telling me this is real

wait what

at least it’s crunchy

i’d rather eat a rock

but with more dignity

same result

or drink water

just eat air

but like... what’s the point

that’s the most disgusting thing

i’m imagining a teflon smoothie

it’s just... bland teflon

pepper just slides off

salt won’t stick

but like... how do you season it

i’d try it just to see

that’s dystopian

like forcing people to eat non-food

but also kinda evil

i mean kinda genius

so it’s just a joke