sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/06/260626124706.htm

okay i'm done

haha

then you're *really* screwed

wait but what if it's in my brain

have fun

i'm gonna go stare at water now

cool cool

it just sits there being weird

wait what happened to the water

bye

okay i gotta go

but also kinda true

ouch

it's because you have 500 apps

no

this is why my phone is slow

okay but seriously

lol

then you're screwed

wait but what if water gets stuck in my phone

i mean in a gross way

that's kinda beautiful

so plants are just vibing with weird water