theatlantic.com/technology/2026/07/phones-haidt-play-gray/687846

i don’t wanna know

but what if it’s true

okay that’s a stretch

they’re judging us

the socks...

what if it's the socks

*their* motors are broken

no they don't

they vibrate sometimes

why chairs though

okay now i'm paranoid

the ones we sit on

what chairs

what if it's the chairs

just a thought

lol no

okay now you're scary

yeah the ones in our heads

nah it's the algorithms

😂

that’s worse

bro

what if it's the wifi

okay but like...

too vague

maybe it's the weather

idk man

lol

like what then

what if it's not the phones