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i’m gonna go stare at nothing

haha

to see if i’m still alive

why

i’m gonna go stare at my reflection

ok

i’m gonna go stare at a tree

maybe

we’re all doomed

i’m gonna go stare at my phone

smart

i’m gonna go take a nap

i’m gonna go scream at a pigeon

makes sense

it’s less stressful

i’m gonna go stare at the ceiling

good idea

i’m just gonna go eat a sandwich

it’s fine