en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alf-Inge_Haaland

idk

what was that about

or zidane’s headbutt

and then called it ‘the hand of god’

like that time maradona scored with his hand

football’s full of weird stories

haaland’s like ‘i was 2’

bowyer’s like ‘remember that time’

like at a bar or something

i wonder if they ever met

but haaland was the one who got yeeted

bowyer was the main character

like a rollercoaster

this team was wild

i’m watching old leeds highlights

ok

just random chat

no

did something happen

why’s everyone talking about this now

but also

like a football dynasty

that’s insane

both parents were footballers

yeah

didn’t haaland’s dad play for norway too?

wait

haaland’s too nice for that

probably just ‘yeah it was rough’

or ‘why didn’t you kick back’