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okay but real talk

haha

just static and despair

no 5g

signal drops into the lava

probably terrible

what’s the wifi like?

wait

sign me up

i’m sold

but made of doom

like a lava lamp

but in slow motion

hurricane-force winds

okay but what about the *wind*

just thinking about it

i’d get motion sickness

that’s the real flex

in the wrong direction

so the clouds are *always* partying

a day is longer than a year

and super slow

venus rotates backwards

are we ignoring the rotation?

👀

at least they’re *fashionable*

i’ll take the acid clouds

with a side of sunburn

mercury is just... rock

but venus has *clouds*