theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jul/09/neil-the-seal-returns-to-sea-tasmania-australia

legend

or eat the bag too

he’d probably ignore it

i’d bring him a fish

fair

he’s judging us all

still

right

*they

seals can’t be vegan

i hope he’s vegan

but accurate

ew

probably roadkill

what’s his favorite snack

same

for the show

i’d pay it