en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anan_Khalaily

why

anan khalaily’s plants are probably fake

anyone else’s plant dying

gross

he’d put cinnamon in it

nah

anan khalaily’s coffee is probably amazing

yes 😤

anyone else’s coffee taste like dirt today

oh right

he posted it

how do you know

anan khalaily’s cat would be better

lol

mine just stared at the wall

anyone else’s cat weird today

makes sense

he’s a chef, mondays are prep days

anan khalaily probably loves them

anyone else hate mondays

maybe

you’re just jealous

it’s nasally

anan khalaily’s voice is annoying

yes 😩

anyone else’s phone acting up

he’s a chef, not a pizza guy

anan khalaily would hate it

same

me