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yep

this chat’s all over the place

...

with my venti iced coffee

i’ll be ready

soon probably

when’s the robot uprising

haha

okay mr tech bro

idk it’s interesting

why though

me i do

who even reads these headlines

nah just capitalism

starbucks ruined coffee culture

same

this is why i drink black coffee

it’s all syrup now

wait what do you mean

i miss when starbucks had actual coffee

true but still

but the line’s shorter with ai

i’d rather just talk to a person

progress for who though

but like... progress?

still not great

ohhh

*their* humans

wait what

yeah no humans needed