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okay bye

fair

then we riot

but like... what if it does?

probably not

but that’s not gonna happen

like... $10 a gallon

they’re wild

haha no

also did you see the memes about gas prices?

but we’re always panicking

so we don’t panic

to have it for when shit hits the fan

but like... what’s the point of having it if we don’t use it?

yeah

so it’s like... a last resort

but the reserve is for emergencies

then we’re in trouble

but like... what if they bomb the pipelines?

they’re underground

wait what

then we’re really screwed

but like... what if iran just bombs the caves?

haha

so like... a batcave but for oil

underground caves

it’s in texas and louisiana

lol