theverge.com/tech/963382/trump-mobile-t1-phone-review

it adds a ‘very’ before every adjective

are the worst

okay but the voice memos

she was not happy

i had to explain to her

😳

and it sent ‘HEY HOW’S IT GOING MAGA’

i tried to text my mom ‘hey how’s it going’

yeah it’s wild

wait what

like it keeps changing ‘democrat’ to ‘sleepy joe’

also the autocorrect is *very* sus

so now i’m yelling at my phone

but it wouldn’t let me

i tried to change it

it just *is*

no like it’s not even a setting

by default

like the keyboard is set to all caps

and it’s weird

i used it for a week

lol

but now it has a personality

yeah it’s just a normal iphone

and a tiny tiny tiny flag

but with trump stickers all over it

no it’s just a normal iphone

like a gold plated iphone?

what even is that

okay so i got the trump phone