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tom and jerry’s chili is watery

who’s gonna get the chili cheese fries

i’m okay with that

tom and jerry’s is the only option left

damn

yeah i just saw the sign

wait what

tom and jerry’s is closing early tonight

i’ll bring the car keys

who’s down for a late-night run

finally good news

tom and jerry’s has those

i’m craving a patty melt

oh right

it’s both

no it’s a diner

tom and jerry’s is just a gas station

that’s dark

i heard the fry cook died there

tom and jerry’s is haunted

i need to check that out

yes way

no way

tom and jerry’s has a jukebox

yeah they gave them out at events

i collected like 5

who’s gonna miss the beef-a-roo hats

i’d still eat there

okay mr critic

tom and jerry’s onion rings are sad