wired.com/story/what-watching-soccer-final-does-to-your-body

like why

who even watches soccer

now i’m wide awake

so does my sleep schedule

science says adrenaline dumps

my body betrayed me

yeah same

after watching that match

my stomach hurt all day

idk man

like tears are a thing

science says that’s normal

i cried during the final

invested in suffering

it’s just invested

no it’s not dumb

our bodies are dumb

but like... why

haha same

i almost threw my phone

so does my blood pressure

science says cortisol spikes

wait what

lol

like i was playing

my palms were sweating

idk about that

science says it’s a stress fest

my heart can’t take it

soccer finals huh