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then they’re just funding the us military

what if allies just... pay more

okay but...

exactly

it’s not a protection racket

no

isn’t that kinda how alliances work

but like...

that’s the vibe

‘pay up or we’re not protecting you’

lol

trump’s really out here acting like a mob boss

ugh fine

okay back to nato

obviously

with ranch?

yes pls

anyone wanna order wings

same

i need a drink

ugh

again

trump’s being a menace

wait what’s going on

haha

or a comedy show

that’d be a nightmare

what if allies start making their own nukes

okay but like...

mine did at ‘article 5’