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lol yeah

this convo took a weird turn

bedbugs can’t handle cheese

good idea

i’m gonna go eat a whole pizza now

that’s just sad

yeah apparently he thought it was a snack

wait what

i just saw a headline about a guy who ate a whole candle

too depressing

this is why i don’t read the news

haha

i’m gonna go cry in a corner

oh no

i mean... they’re on the floor now

i already have 3

too late

just buy a bedbug-proof mattress cover

i think you’re overcomplicating this

yeah birds can’t carry bedbugs

outside?

this is why i only sleep on park benches now

but realistic

dark

i’m just gonna accept that i’ll be their snack soon

smart move