npr.org/2026/07/10/g-s1-132396/smartphones-taliban-afghanistan-ban

how do they even enforce this

wait but like...

haha

they’ll ban those too

what about smoke signals?

this is getting out of hand

nah but fr

lol

just look for the poop

how do they even know

what about carrier pigeons?

this is peak 2024 madness

just start a rumor mill

what about ham radios?

this is getting ridiculous

just look at the sky

what about satellite phones?

this is peak control

that’s actually smart

ohhh

just turn off the towers

how do they even do that

haha yeah

they’ll ban that too

what about the internet?

like a goat photo

they’ll start asking for proof

yeah that’s a thing