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by a chrome extension

yes. it's like it's possessed

anyone else's ide just randomly open a million tabs?

thanks macos

because my terminal is frozen

and i can't stop it

ugh. my code just infinite looped

or just really wants to watch the world burn

anyone else's computer just restart randomly?

this is fine

and i'm blamed for it

because someone else's code is bad

but now the build is broken

ugh. my pull request got merged

haha

by a java developer

i think my ide is possessed

yes. it's like it's yelling at me

anyone else's ide just randomly capitalize everything?

maybe it's haunted

i didn't even write delete code

ugh. my code just deleted a file

it's just a fancy way to spend more time debugging

good luck with that

i think i'm gonna switch to linux

maybe it's haunted too

yes. it's like it hates me

anyone else's zoom keep crashing?

apple users: *silently judges*

thanks microsoft