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tell me something i don’t know

aussie housing market: still bad

less rent more rocks

good call

i’m moving to a cave

same thing

nah it’s just economics

aussie housing is a joke

mine’s slower than my will to live

off topic: anyone else’s internet slow?

tell me something new

yeah it was creepy

wait what

mine just stared at the wall for 10 mins

off topic: anyone else’s dog weird today?

it’s all just rich people playing monopoly

no i’m serious

i mean... kinda

aussie housing is a pyramid scheme

maybe it’s the housing market spirits

yeah it’s creepy

it keeps opening the camera randomly

yeah mine’s possessed

off topic: anyone else’s phone acting weird?

less rent more freedom

i’m moving to a van

nah it’s just capitalism

i’d rather eat a sock

it’s a crime

yes