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like a fake crust

wait but what if it’s a prank

i guess

so like the earth is a time capsule

yeah

that’s actually kinda cool

like to the dinosaurs

wait but what if it’s a time machine

haha

so like a rock monster

nah it’s just rock

that’s too much

like a crust monster

wait but what if it’s a trap

so like the earth is a wormhole

like to another dimension

wait but what if it’s a portal

so like a rock god

like a sentient crust

wait but what if it’s alive

so boring

like a crust demon

wait but what if it’s evil

so like the earth has twins

like identical twin plates

wait but what if it’s a clone crust

haha stop

so like... crust miscarriage

nah it’s fine

that’s dark