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nature finds a way

i saw a pigeon drinking from a puddle

haha

both. priorities.

for the dog or yourself?

i'm gonna go buy a kiddie pool

true. biodiversity > green lawns

wildlife will thank me

i'm just gonna let my lawn die

then i'll say it's a prank

what if someone sees

stealth gardener

i'm gonna water my plants at 3am

denial is strong

oh right. forgot about that

what about the hosepipe ban though

just sit in the sink

i'm considering a cold bath

exactly

illusion of coolness

worth it for the illusion

but it's just circulating hot air

same. fan on full blast

i'm melting

no but it was good

link?

i saw a meme about this

just kidding. maybe.

wait what

haha epic