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idk but it’s probably fine

wait what’s the stock doing

i’m gonna go touch grass

cool cool cool

yep

so mayo’s been lying for half a decade

like... last 5 years?

wait what’s the timeframe

i’m gonna go stare at a wall

wait what’s the actual science here

haha 😂

like... mayo.ai 2.0

they get caught and it’s a meme

wait what’s the worst case scenario

i need a drink

this is too much

wait what about ai mayo?

i’m never eating mayo again

basically

so mayo’s just... out here lying

nobody

wait who even reads the fine print

cool cool

so mayo’s just... another tech bro now

probably

like... millions?

wait what’s the payout

what’s next? ketchup deepfakes?

i don’t trust anything anymore

but mayo’s like... mayo...