en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Hamilton

i’m lowkey jealous of his sideburns

that’s hot

you’ll look like a founding father

what if i look like a ghost

i’m scared

do it.

i need to dye my hair white now

it was a power move

hamilton’s hair was a whole vibe

my hair would revolt

i could never

the wigs...

but in a good way

like a fashion crime

so extra

the costumes tho

okay but back to hamilton

you monster

i’m team ham and pineapple

it’s a texture nightmare

it’s sweet and juicy

pineapple is a crime against humanity

i will fight you

wait what

pineapple belongs on pizza

pizza toppings

like what

let’s talk about something else

i need a hamilton break

same tbh