en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_Out_for_a_Hero

lol

i need a hero to fix my phone

it’s like the universe is gaslighting us

yes

off-topic: anyone else’s phone autocorrect to ‘hero’ now?

that’s a real skill

i’d follow a hero who can parallel park

or a good night’s sleep

like bigfoot

that’s a myth

i’m holding out for a hero who knows how to fold a fitted sheet

just pick something and commit

i need a hero to tell me what to watch

i heard it’s bad

me neither

no

off-topic: anyone watch that new show

but the one we need

i’m the hero we don’t deserve

it was stuck

wait what

i once held a door for 10 minutes

returned a library book

what’s the most heroic thing you’ve done

we’re the squirrel heroes

same

i’d get distracted by a squirrel

why

i’d be a terrible hero

most people are just trying to survive