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the wife’s revenge was *art*

still don’t trust anyone named nick

the twist was *chef’s kiss*

i need a nap

the book was 5 hours

i did

no you didn’t

i fell asleep

like... 2.5 hours

the movie was too long

mostly

no i’m kidding

wait what

like... he *deserved* it

the husband was a mess

like... i’d never cross her

she’s terrifying

the real twist was rosamund pike

haha

i cry every time

still haunts me

the cool girl monologue

like... i respect it

the haircut was a power move

no you’re right

sorry

wait we’re talking about gone girl

what’s for lunch

typical

the cops didn’t