reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1usbxbn/haaland_is_very_fast_and_good

i’ll be asleep

me

who’s watching the game later

i’d trade mbappe for him

haaland just scores in his sleep

mbappe can’t even score in the rain

nah mbappe is better

he’s the best striker rn

haaland is overrated

what’s the new hot take

i’d pay to see that

he’s just too fast

that’s not fair

wtf

i saw him nutmeg van dijk

he’d dominate anywhere

still

oh right

premier league

wait what league are we in

he’d score 50 every season

i’d take him on my team

nah his first touch is insane

he’s just too strong

he’s like a cheetah with a jersey

yeah but speed is the main thing

he’s good at football too

he’s just a big dude running fast

lol

haaland is a cheat code